Iron While The Hotties Strike

by andre.W and the .gas.

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released 27 January 2011

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tags: anti-folk collage diy indie folk indie pop United States

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Track Name: Bowl Of Cheese
I've got a craving need
It's got me begging on my knees
Oh, won't you help me please?
And microwave my bowl of cheese?

My love affair with cheese
Been goin' strong since '83
Heaven on Earth it seems (yeah)
I scream, you scream, we scream for cheese

Chorus: 30 seconds, less or more
Melted and greasy, babe, you can be sure
You can have some, I don't mind
Just make sure that it's not the fat-free kind

What a delight, my cheese
For boys and girls, for birds and bees
Dairy delicacy
Churned charmer from sea to shining sea

Chorus: 30 seconds, less or more
Melted and greasy, babe, you can be sure
You can have some, I don't mind
Just make sure that it's not the fat-free kind

It can be lactose-free
Whole, 2%, Vitamin D
On salad and lunch meat
Lunch, dinner, breakfast, or in between, now (oh!)

Bridge: Limburger, baby, swiss, or how 'bout brie?
Cheddar, Monterey Jack, Parmesan's a treat
Sharp, mild, and nacho, don't forget that bleu
I'm a fan of muenster, baby, how 'bout you?
(skatting)
Say it's not healthy, say it's calories
Say fat free is so much better, but I will not try it,
never!

Chorus: 30 seconds, less or more
Melted and greasy, babe, you can be sure
You can have some, I don't mind
Just make sure that it's not the fat-free kind
Track Name: I'll Beat Your Ass
I'll beat your ass like you're my red-head step-child
I'll beat your ass like you owe me some cash**
Slap your face hard, in front of your hot girlfriend
I'll teach you something that you never will forget.
Track Name: Got A Cold
"Got a Cold"
{to the tune of Neil Diamond's "Heart of Gold"}
© 2001 Gas Sux Ass Productions

I wanna breath
Don't wanna wheeze
Don't wanna sit inside in quarantine

Time's like these, I need
Home remedies
'Cause right now I feel so tired and old
Got a naggin' cold
I wanna jump up, but can't be so bold
'Cause I got a cold

I've been to Nashville
I've been to Lyndonville
I've been all over when not feeling ill
But now all I can do, is eat this chicken soup
I'm feeling like my lungs were bought and sold
Gotta kick this cold

{bridge}
Wait for that Vap-o-Rub to take control
That Thera-Flu tastes awful, yes I know
But my mom says to do just what I'm told
To finally beat this cold
Track Name: Good King Wenny
Good King Wenceslas went down
To buy a Gerber' daisy.
He thought he was being smart
But we all called him lazy.
He thought he would have it made
We thought that was selfish.
So Good King Wenceslas said "Come,
let's all go eat shellfish!"

Good King Wenceslas just made
Faces at a baby.
Then he ordered beef pot roast,
With Southwestern gravy.
Soon he'll get up on a chair
Yell "the next round's on me!"
Then the place blows up in cheers,
Of "He sure is a good, good king!"

Good King Wenceslas is here
With his brother, Davey.
They are having a night out
'Fore David joins the Navy.
Everyone is making cheer,
Laughing and raising glass;
Celebrating company
With the brothers Wenceslas!
Track Name: Tire Flyer
Act I: Change My Tire
(written by andre.W)

You know it wouldn't make me blue
With 8-track blasting Billy Squier
Pull over to the shoulder, Boo
The wheel has gone from 'bad' to 'dire'

Come on baby, change my tire (3x)
Then unlock my door with wire

The highway's one abandoned shoe
The smell of diesel and desire
Roll the donut, looks like new
Wind the jack and bump it higher

Come on baby, change my tire (2x)
Be my girl mechanic for hire


Act II: Sunday Flyer
(written by .gas.)

I need some bread and coffee brew
Plus TP and a pair of pliers
Hope that I can save some, too
And catch that movie with Mike Myers

Bargains in the Sunday flyer (2x)
I say to be frugal's wiser

Does this come in a green or blue?
A garment that snaps up much higher?
Time's short, but I need a few
I am not an impulse buyer

Bargains in the Sunday flyer (2x)
Savvy shopper's not a miser (4x)


Epilogue
(written by andre.W)

I hope that Frank Doldo's fired
.gas. has crullers on his rider
.spike. installed hush puppy fryers
Add an 'E' and call me "sire"
Track Name: Anger's Gone Too Far
When your anger’s gone too far
Run a kid down with your car
Hit reverse and make a scar
And he will sue

Then you’ll have to make him pay
Push the bumper in his face
Put that bastard in his place
And he will sue
Track Name: Turkey Stuffing
Save room for pie and ice cream
These rolls are just a dream!
Potatoes, peas, squash, coleslaw, too.

Have a gizzard and giblets,
Plus carrots and niblets.
Then I'll blend turkey stuffing with you.

Breast and thigh, wing and drumstick
The gravy is so thick!
Oh, Stove Top is such a strange brew.

Sure, I'll borrow a plate.
Call me; don't call me "late!"
'Cause I'll blend turkey stuffing with you.

Turkey stuffing, I will blend with you
Turkey stuffing, one helping, or two